Rools and kondishuns

2006-03-23

Yes that’s right! We’re feeling saucy! So we’ve come up with some new rules for users, and people adding comments to our glob. If you don’t abide by these rules, your comment may be edited (to our advantage), or deleted. On this glob we pride ourselves in upholding the striketest level of qualitay.

So, without further blubbering, the rules are as follows:

  1. No swearing. Only the staff may fucking swear. However, you may say “shit”, but only if it’s used in a tasteful manner. The following is totally unacceptable: “Go eat shit, you shit-eating shitting shitters!”
    The next example is acceptable: “Everyone else is shit compared to you!”

  2. Absolutely no racial slurs! But, the following are acceptable: doughboy, cracker, whitey, and any other term that may be considered offensive to the Caucasian minority. >:)
  3. You are obliged to make a reference to tasty foods once in a while. Like, “man, I could really use a bean taco with lots of onions and tomatoes right now.” Alternatively, you may add a link to a picture or video of a cute little animal, like a hamster.
  4. No potty humor! Only the staff may crack toilet jokes. So, a bathtub and a wad of poo come in a bar…
  5. We openly admit that we [rarely -ed] suck. But you can’t say that. Never. Ever.
  6. Be excellent to one another, especially us.
  7. We reserve the rite to missplel. You don’t.
  8. Finally, by posting a comment you hereby acknowledge that you will stand by an open window, and yell: “what have I done” as loud as possible. (Optionally, you can send us a video of you doing so.) It’s like pressing the “I Accept” button for those EULAs, later on only to realize that you need to sell your kidneys to some company.

Those are the rules. Obey our athoratars. If you don’t… We’ll… Post really mean comments under your name. (If you use the generic username, then we’ll make one up for you, then post mean things in that name.)

Sincerly,
- The Abusive Admin(s)

  • nathalie ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Who authorized this?

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 21:48:55 PST.

  • abusive admins ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    We did.

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 21:53:33 PST.

  • nathalie ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    We!? Since when does “we” not include me!?

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 21:54:30 PST.

  • abusive admins ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    You aren’t abusive enough. You need to unscrupulously delete more comments.

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 21:55:28 PST.

  • abusive admins ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Delete mine, and we’ll somehow find a way of banning your ass.

    That’s right, I can sware. Ass. Heh.

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 21:55:57 PST.

  • nathalie ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Ban me!?
    Motherfucker, I’M an admin. I have administratorative privilijiziz. Delete your comment? I’ll take down this site!

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 21:57:59 PST.

  • nathalie ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Yeah! That’s right!

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 21:58:42 PST.

  • Sir. Ketizzles ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Oooh! Admin war!

    Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 21:59:45 PST.

  • abusive admins ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Scientology, you may have won this time! What? Oh, if that’s what it takes! Then take down this site, you vile thing!

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 22:01:38 PST.

  • nathalie ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Fine! I will!

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 22:02:07 PST.

  • abusive admins ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Then go ahead!

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 22:02:29 PST.

  • nathalie ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Ok! Consider it gone!

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 22:02:50 PST.

  • abusive admins ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    I will!

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 22:04:18 PST.

  • nathalie ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Fine then!

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 22:05:34 PST.

  • The Manager ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Will the staff please stop fuddling about and get back to work.

    Thanks,
    -Manager

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 22:08:40 PST.

  • Mims ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Wow.

    …now that’s power.

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 22:10:50 PST.

  • daniel ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    I feel… Weak.

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 23:12:28 PST.

  • nathalie ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    *Sees daniel is lying on the floor. Seizes the oportune moment, and places one foot on daniels chest. Standing proud!*

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 23:22:49 PST.

  • Domokun ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    *Roars, and eats both subjects.*

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 23:24:03 PST.

  • Kibibi ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    *Considers commenting on the matter but decides to take cover*

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 23:25:23 PST.

  • Afuku Anspamu ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    god damn it, why does domokun always get the last word?

    Unthoughtfully added on March 23rd, 2006 at 23:58:38 PST.

  • meatbucket ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Domokun doesn’t “get it” he “eats it”….

    Unthoughtfully added on March 24th, 2006 at 0:00:12 PST.

  • Domokun ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    *eats the previous commenters*

    Unthoughtfully added on March 24th, 2006 at 0:01:43 PST.

  • Hellvis ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Well holly crap on a mango fruit, dem dere admins’r gettin raw.

    Unthoughtfully added on March 24th, 2006 at 16:22:09 PST.

  • Tanja THE Awesome ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Now that the wars over… Who wants
    PIZZA?!!!

    http://www.scarysquirrel.org/current/pizza/pics/pizza5.jpg

    Unthoughtfully added on March 29th, 2006 at 21:39:22 PST.

  • natwest credit card ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    I am a spaming whore.

    Unthoughtfully added on May 25th, 2006 at 17:36:16 PDT.

  • Afuku Anspamu ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Congratualtions on a totally wierd fun site! Totally creative. Your mind works uniquely, that’s for sure!
    Love,
    –Margaret

    Unthoughtfully added on August 31st, 2006 at 18:06:09 PDT.

  • abusive admins ferociously wrote in a feverish frenzy:

    Everyone’s unique, which in itself isn’t unique. How monotonous.

    w00t, w00000t!

    Unthoughtfully added on August 31st, 2006 at 18:24:04 PDT.

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